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 Chelsy Davy is a class act. The South African heiress girlfriend of our own Prince Harry celebrated her recent 21st birthday by dragging him into the lavatory at her party, whereupon, depending on which report you believe, either 'romance' or vomiting ensued,
and quite possibly both. Suddenly, Koo Stark, the actress whose soft- focus glamour shots nixed her relationship with Prince Andrew back in the days when he was christened 'Randy Andy' by the British tabloids, looks like Joan of Arc by comparison. In Chelsy's defence, it was a disabled loo, and therefore nice and roomy (told you the girl had class). Nor are we certain that it was she who was doing the dragging. However, there are greater issues at stake here. The question being, not isn't Harry looking more and more like his dad every day? But rather, why does Hal get the daredevil blonde goer, while big brother William seems to be suffering slow death by middle-aged domestication with the admittedly 'lovely and fragrant' Kate Middleton? Could it really be all about royal birth order?Not so long ago, some of us had high hopes for Wills — not only as a hetero hunk, with his shy boy, blue-eyed allure, but also as a gay icon in the making, just like mum. He was blond, he was beautiful, he was spuriously linked to Britney Spears. However, since then, Wills has let the side down a bit by settling down with a lovely suitable girl, which just isn't on. Not that there is anything wrong with Kate Middleton per se, but princes are like members of boy bands — it should be against the law for them to have any kind of serious relationship until the female populace has grown tired of fancying them. Now here is Harry whooping it up with a racy blonde who looks like she'd be unafraid to do tequila shots from a variety of unusual surfaces. Meanwhile, William, only a couple of years his senior, has the haunted look of a young man forced to discuss the merits of crockery before his time. Now, who is fulfilling his public duty as 'royal pin-up' here? |
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